I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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