I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
NoShamevember. You game?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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