So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
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