so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
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It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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