are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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