their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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