Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
