okay pat passed out under dana's car
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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