i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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