Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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