do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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