I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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