I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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