North Korea, Best Korea!
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
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woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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