Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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