I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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