VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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