bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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