You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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