you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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