at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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