YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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