Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
