take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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