I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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