look no pants
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
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how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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