so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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