No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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