i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?