No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.