dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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