dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
