My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
either way he was missing a nipple.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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