11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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