I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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