My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Randomize
