that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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