My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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