Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
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NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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