do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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