If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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