Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
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Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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