gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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