butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
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