everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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