Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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