she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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