He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
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go home
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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