..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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