I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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