Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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