I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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