their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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