She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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