I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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