If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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